I am bored. Now that THAT's out of the way, I'm going to write something to amuse myself and (hopefully) you as well! Here are 10 things about myself that, to be honest, really don't make much sense but (unfortunately) are part of my character... not my story character, me.

Here we go!:

1. I wear socks only because shoes stink without them.

2. I don't like talking to people but I DO laugh along with them, but mostly it's not because of something funny THEY said. It's because I thought of something absolutely horrible to say to them, or just plain horrible but don't have the will to say it out loud.

3. I believe that Unicorns exist. Don't try to disprove it with science. I don't believe in it.

4. Tokyo Police Club is the best band to come out of the new millenium.

5. For every 1 good song, there are 50,000 absolutely putrescent, horrible and disgusting songs. So much so, that I'd rather pull a Van Gogh and cut off my ears that listen to them for any length of time. I usually suffer migranes after listening to them for about 5 minutes. Unfortunately, the masses enjoy them and because of this, no one will ever enjoy the real talents out there. You know who you are.

6. Happiness is only a shot of LSD and a shotgun away.

7. I can't sit still. People have tried, and people have failed miserably to make me do so. I HAVE to keep moving. I get itchy if I sit stiff for too long.

8. Cock-goblins are everywhere, and it's up to people like me to beat the crap out of them. They can usually be discovered while they're swimming. Whenever they jump into pools, it makes a 'douche' sound. They also think they're the coolest person in existence, especially when they're listening to Mainstream Rock. Ugh...

9. Snow is probably the only reason Canada doesn't suffer such a terrible obesity ratio. If you don't believe me, just ask the pile sitting on my front yard. It's bigger than an 8-man tent...

10. If there's anything this sentimental movie marathon has taught us, it's that the opposite of true love is as follows: REALITY!! Movies and real life are very different things. You're more likely to get struck by lightning than find two people that truly love each other. I think that if you're not willing to lose a limb, fight an army, or be lit on fire for 30 minutes, then don't say those three words. This applies permanently. One week, Several weeks, Years. Love doesn't fade, only the illusion.